Chef Chris is in full mad-scientist mode, dreaming up his next wave of playground street food mayhem – twisting your childhood faves into punked-up sammies and savage snacks. Think school lunch, if your mom had a blowtorch and a sick spice rack. Got a craving? Hit us up and shoot your shot – he just might throw it on the menu. Let’s get weird!

CHEF’s Menu

Here’s just a taste of the magic and mayhem we’ll be serving up:

We’re not saying we’re reinventing lunch… but we’re definitely setting it on fire and building something tastier from the ashes.

playground packages

We also offer:

• Catering
• Private events
• Chef’s dinners
• A brunch truck menu for our morning people with breakfast sammies, scratch pop-tarts, coffee, and more
• An all hot-dog menu with regional classics and wacky, chef-inspired toppings
• Custom menus for any theme or holiday – we might even rock costumes to match!

Hit us up with your wild ideas and we’ll get back to you with pricing and availability:

What’s our culinary philosophy, you ask? Well, we think growing up is for suckers, food is meant to be played with, and fun beats fancy – every. damn. time.

“It’s like your favorite dive bar made out with a Michelin-starred kitchen in the back of a van.” – A chill-as-hell food critic from the future

With wacky food featuring our house-made chef’s seasonings and a fresh rotation of flavor bombs, the menu’s always changing – so stay tuned, and stay hungry. We’re just getting started, so don’t worry – you’re not tardy to the party, you’re right on time!